How to anger a peaceful zen geek:
I arrive at the server farm parking lot, take a ticket, and spend 10 minutes finding a parking spot! Ended up on the roof.
Get all my gear (backpack, tool bag, and 2 servers), go down a few floors (thankfully there are elevators), go to the lobby and announce I'm here to go to the server farm... and I'm told they their policy has changed and now I have to go through the loading dock! I'm even given specific instructions to get there.
Ok, whatever...
I go towards the exit I was told to go through, and I'm a little suprised that I don't see a guard there to open the gate. Ok, someone will see me through the camera and let me through... nothing... I push the call button... nothing! I start honking and pushing the call button... nothing!
Ok, I go back up through the way I came in, expecting the guard to know where I was going... he's charging me $2 because I've been here for 21 minutes! Um... yeah, trapped in your parking garage! He immediately gets angry when I decline to pay, so we're arguing for a minute, and tells me to take it up with security.
It's not about the money.
I backup and park, and go back to the lobby and talk to security,
they tell me to take it up with parking!
WTF???
Fuming I realize there's a parking office with a manager inside! I go in and explain the situation... and she too tells me to take it up with security in the building, they have nothing to do with eachother.
wait... what?
After arguing my point a little while longer, she admits that there have been allot of complaints lately due to the new policy, an that she will allow me to go without paying just this once...
With that I left, got back in the car, drove up to the parking toll collector, without a word being exchanged I handed him $5, he gave me $3 change, I drove away.
If you ask me why I paid I swear I will smack you!
I get to the loading dock,
I park, get all my gear out again, and walk up to the guy sitting by the door.
I tell him where I'm going, and asks what kind of servers I'm bringing in... he's expecting a brand and model... I simply say "Web servers" as they don't have a name brand. Then asks for a serial number, and I look at him and say "there is none, they're just plain rack mount boxes"... he keeps looking at them and I swear he wrote down "Intel Pentium 4" from the front (there's nothing else written on the front!), then he wrote down some numbers off the sticker on the backs - they're not serial numbers!!!!
Whatever!
He mumbles something that I can't understand, and give up trying to ask to repeat himself since he seems to have a problem dealing with people, but I assume it means for me to wait. some time passes by, then he mumbles something else again that I am just able to pick up to mean something about my ID.
Some more time passes by when I finally get an escort to the server farm.
As I'm leaving I get more upset.
What just happened here???
What was all this for???
If you're thinking "it's heightened security due to terrorists" I'll smack you with my tool bag, because my tool bag nor my backpack where checked!!! Nor where the servers themselves!